22Mar/04Off
Tales From The Hood (II)
Jogging Man - Jogging Man emerges most evenings for his run. He looks terribly serious about it, properly kitted out and doing stretches and a bit of running on the spot before setting off down the road. I've occasionally noticed him coming back around an hour later.
However, one night last week when I was getting home off my usual schedule, I saw Jogging Man having already set off, heading down the road. But Jogging Man then veered towards the front door of one of the other blocks on the road, rang the bell, and was admitted with alacrity.
Clandestine assignation, do we think?
March 22nd, 2004 - 12:52
well he is probably getting a work out…
March 22nd, 2004 - 17:01
HA!
Good one, Dave.
March 23rd, 2004 - 16:23
Are you still running Jon?
March 24th, 2004 - 23:23
had you waited 3 minutes, he would have emerged with another terribly serious jogging man. the sexual highlight of the evening being – “fancy a swift half”. oh yes, i’ve been there, to that very flat.
the only funny thing that happened to me while running, was when i was caught short very early one morning while running by the thames in windsor. it was about 5.30 am. i needed a poo! within a flash i pulled down my shorts and did it, and started on my way again. as i looked up, i saw a family of about five people all looking at me from a boat, and as i ran on they all clapped!
i’ve been running for 20 years+, that is the only thing that’s happened to me. it is very boring.
March 25th, 2004 - 13:43
some things really are best left unshared….
March 25th, 2004 - 23:26
windsor?
family?
not THAT family?