Not My Type
Courtesy of John at Sore Eyes, I found a link to Me(ish), in which some extensions to the limited range of personality types allowed by the standard Myers-Briggs psychometric test are provided.
My own favourites are:
SPQR
Thinks in straight lines. Tendency to invade and occupy projects. Looks good in sandals.
IMHO
Opinionated about everything. Shares opinion even when unwelcome. Writes a lot of emails.
For myself, every single time I've done a Myers-Brigg I've come out a a very consistent ENTP, which means, for those who are interested:
"Creative, resourceful, and intellectually quick. Good at a broad range of things. Enjoy debating issues, and may be into "one-up-manship". They get very excited about new ideas and projects, but may neglect the more routine aspects of life. Generally outspoken and assertive. They enjoy people and are stimulating company. Excellent ability to understand concepts and apply logic to find solutions."