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Well That’s That Then

Say bye-bye Belgium, who we thought were a guaranteed finalist for Saturday's Eurovision. And farewell too to Cyprus, Albania, Belarus and all the others who fell at the semi-final hurdle.

Worryingly, someone I work with is thinking of watching the main contest purely because of Finnish entry Lordi. I'd hate to think he'll be voting on the same basis - that whole act is just wrong.

The major theme we picked up on in last night's performances was that of large blokes in skirts - David uncharitably extended this category to include at least one contestant who is officially female.

Still, at least it provides an alternative to Big Brother.