Flattering!
I've just had an email confirming the details of the Reception with President Bush tomorrow afternoon.
What? Did I not mention that I was on the guest list for an event in support of Senator Mike DeWine of Ohio, to be attended by POTUS? Oh yes - very swanky it'll be, with no end of stimulating hard-right political discussion and religious intolerance, I'll be bound. It was so thoughtful of the Senator's fundraising team to think of me, and of course a couple of grand is a small price to pay for such a worthy cause.
No, wait, hang on. That's all a load of bollocks. I got the mail by mistake. I get a lot of that on my Gmail account.
My reply was:
"Dear Lindsey,
I'm afraid this email has come to the wrong person, but if the invitation's open I could hop on a plane.
Can I bring my boyfriend?"