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The Neighbour We Won’t Miss

When we move, our downstairs back neighbour will be left behind with a song in our hearts and a skip in our step.  Apart from minor matters like the 4am shouted phone conversation while standing in the garden under our window, she's just generally a disruptive influence (she can't get the hang of allocated parking either).

My Beloved is working at home this week, and so is on the receiving end of her everyday anti-social behaviour. He's just sent me an email he wants to send to her, which probably tells you everything you need to know.  (Her name isn't really Fantasia, by the way.)

"Dear Fantasia,

1. Shut your fucking windows if you're going to watch TV that loudly.

2. The rest of us got over Sex and the City in 2004. Watching episode after episode All Day Long is just not right.

3. Maybe divert some of that single-female angst into over-eating? Oh, I see you already have. "