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Overheard/Witnessed

In the drugstore today: A man buying three twelve-packs of Magnum (large-sized) condoms and asking the check-out assistant how long they were good for.

I mean, come on - if you're not planning on using them within a reasonable period, why bother stocking up in the first place? It's not like there was a three-for-two offer...